Papa's Post: The Buddha*
-I- Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary Over all the tempting offers that prospective buyers bore While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping As of someone gently rapping, softly rapping at my door. "Perhaps," I thought, "it's buyer Oihara, knocking at my door--- Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was after bleak December While digging in the Lo-o Valley for the hidden cache of yore At last I found the long-lost Buddha of "The Tiger of Malaya" A twenty-eight-inch Buddha I now keep behind my aparador Because this thousand-kilo statuette that's behind my aparador Is solid gold and nothing more. So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I kept repeating, "It can't be Chayong or Canding; its Oihara at my door The Japanese buyer who's entreating entrance for an urgent meeting. It is his familiar greeting, he who knows all ...